Wednesday, 6 February 2008


From Woody Allen ...

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get
that out of the
way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when
you start
work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
party, drink
alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no
responsibilities, you
become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions
with central
heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You
finish off as
an orgasm!

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